It's been a long @$$ time since i've been here. 141 weeks to be exact. Myspace had taken over but I come back and see what I've been missing. I missed LJ

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i finally have internet at my home woo hoo and it's dsl no more dial up woo hoo, yall can't see but i'm doing my happy dance... oh there it goes again woooo!
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    helena - my chemical romance
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Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

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Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me
at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning.

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country..
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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    one in every crowd - viva voce
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Something I got in my email... enjoy ladies.

Real women -vs- Ladies

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub
it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.
You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares!

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the
cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the
couch, with your feet up anyway.

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the
bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to
worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white
powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of
a bitch for you.
Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before
baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.!

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not
include brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening
jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip...
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....... but, a
true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that
was fun!!
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    Let's Take a Ride - JT
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(no subject)

LAYER ONE: On The Outside
- Name: Jennifer Fernanada Ballesteros
- Nickname: Bushka, Crazy Mexican, Afro Asian, Jen, and Jenny
- Birth date: September 30, 1982
- Birthplace: Phoenix, AZ
- Current Location: Glendale, AZ
- Eye Color: brown
- Hair Color: brown
- Height: 5'6" or 5'7" (not too sure)
- Righty or Lefty: Righty
- Zodiac Sign: Libra

LAYER TWO: On The Inside
- Your heritage: Well, I know my dad's side is mostly Spanish and my mom's side is mostly Mexican, I'm sure there's more I just don't kow what it is!
- The shoes you wore today: My brown Timberland sandals
- Who you look like: I don't know, What do you think?
- Your weakness: The O.C., Chocolate & Butter Pecan Ice Cream, Sushi, One Tree Hill and Barker
- Your fears: Failure and Snakes and Slimy stuff (no not you rachelle, i <3 u)
- Your perfect pizza: Hmmm... The Works
- Goal you'd like to achieve: Have a baby

LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
- Your most overused phrase on AIM: lol
-Your thoughts first waking up: NO!!!!!!!!!! Already?? I don't want to go to work!
- Your best physical feature: I don't know... my eyes?
- Your bedtime: 10pm - 11:30pm
- Your most missed memory: I don't get it?!?!?

- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
- McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
- Single or group dates: Depends on who the people are.
- Adidas or Nike: Nike
- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
- Cappuccino or coffee: none, Starbucks Caramel Frapuccino!!! YUMMY 4 MY TUMMY!

- Smoke?: NO
- Cuss: Not a lot
- Sing: LOVES IT!
- Have a crush: ummm... YEAH!
- Think you've been in love: I am
- Like high school: It could have been better
- Want to get married: Yes
- Believe in yourself: Depends on my mood
- Get motion sickness: Not really
- Think you're attractive: Sometimes
- Think you're a health freak: No
- Get along with your parents: Yes, I love my mommy! Don't really know my dad.
- Like thunderstorms: NO!
- Play an instrument: I know one chord on the guitar... does that count?

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
- Drank alcohol: yes
- Smoked: No
- Done a drug: No
- Gone to the mall: Yes...
- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
- Eaten sushi: Yummmmmm........Sushi..........YES!
- Been on stage: No
- Gone skating: No
- Gone skinny dipping: No
- Dyed your hair: No
- Stolen anything: No

- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No
- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes, it was a couple years ago though.
- Been caught "doing something": yes
- Gotten beaten up: No
- Shoplifted: No

LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
- Age you hope to be married: 25
- Numbers and Names of Children: Well, I would like no less than 4, the names... Aidan James, Brooke, Haley James, Neveah, James, I don't want to give anymore away, but I do think when that time comes all those names will go right out the window because once i actually meet that baby we'll just know.
- Describe your dream wedding: On the beach with the sun setting.
- How do you want to die: peacefully in my sleep.
- What do you want to be when you grow up: I don't know
- What country would you most like to visit: Rome, Spain, Italy

LAYER NINE: In a partner
- Best eye color: Greenish
- Hair color: Brown
- Short or long hair: Short
- Height: 6'7"
- Weight: 228
-Best articles of clothing: white wife beater with a white dress shirt on top and blue jeans.

LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1
- Number of people I could trust with my life: mom and james
- Number of CDs that I own: like 40
- Number of piercings: ears
- Number of tattoos: 0
-Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 1
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another reason i hate this job... it's payday! you think i would be happy but i'm not because yet again (yes again, this isn't the first time this happens) the boss hasn't bothered to come into the office to sign the checks! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! he had to go to the dentist and get a massage so who knows when he'll be in. i'm guessing i'll get my check tomorrow.
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    Get Right - J.LO
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i should write more often

i was thinking that i should write more often but then when i go back and read it i would feel like i was whinning. i don't know blah. i really don't like my job at all. i used to like but now it's very boring and the financial side of the company isn't doing that good. i don't have health insurance and for those times i'm really sick... what can i do??? nothing because i have no health insurance which sucks really bad. i am looking for something else because i realised the other day i'm 22 and i really need to actually have a career and not go from job to job. my boyfriend found his calling as a geo field technical inspector ( i think that's his title) and he has room to grow in his company and he's really happy. i've never seen him this happy about a job. his schedule hours vary and that's ok with him. he'll wake up on and be ready to work with two hours of sleep. it's just crazy. so yeah i need to do something with my life. no more slacking off.
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